How can I increase my tips as a Birkenstock-wearing gogo dancer?

Dress as a librarian. Or should I say undress. Go go dancers are hot.

When I was a kid, about 5, I lost my shoes. My father--to punish me--made me wear my sister's gogo boots to nursery school. All the kids made fun of me. They were pretty stylin though.How can I increase my tips as a Birkenstock-wearing gogo dancer?
Sell drugs to your biker customers.
Try not kick anyone in the face.How can I increase my tips as a Birkenstock-wearing gogo dancer?
Try shaving your legs and pits.
Ha ha! What you need are some Birkenstocks with six-inch CLEAR HEELS. Trust me! You'll be rakin' em in.How can I increase my tips as a Birkenstock-wearing gogo dancer?
I would say lifts at the heel inside the birky- you might get a custom wedge made at a specialty shop for shoes. it could be cork and match the birky and then you'd have calves more pronounced.

otherwise those shoes don't do much for legs.

I'd change to a different shoe if i wanted more tips!
Stage name: "Sturdy Browns".
You just need to find the right client base for your wardrobe.

I am sure there is a market for sensible shoe wearing dancers
Glue some mirrors to the tops of your Birstocks and then wear a really short skirt. And keep your feet still. I know it's tough when you're dancin' go-go, but trust me!
Make sure your feet are EXTRA dirty. Hippies like that.



Then nudge any non-tippers or low-tippers in the face with your Birkenstocks and say '....karma....dude....karma....' which is hippy slang for tips.